Ahem! Listen up all of you who are spineless and politically correct enough to say “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas”…You’re a waste of skin and you should stop wasting air by talking. Also, all of you who are such non-Christian, atheist, agnostic, don’t-have-a-clue wussies that you’re offended by hearing “Merry Christmas”….TOO DAMNED BAD! You need to have Santa Clause bring you thicker skin for CHRISTMAS. It is the CHRISTMAS Season and I’m going to say Merry Christmas to everyone I meet and thereby let them know that I’m celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ.
However, as Jesus Christ would not want me to intentionally offend you (poor excuse for human that you are), I have a solution. Later today I will be buying a large quantity of earplugs from a local sporting goods store…good ones that are used to block noise from gun shots….and I will carry them with me at all times. Thereafter, any of you spineless miserable excuses for human beings who are offended by me saying “MERRY CHRISTMAS” will, upon request, receive a free set of earplugs so as to prevent further offense. I think it’s the Christian thing to do. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
PS. If you are the owner of a business and want me to shop there you will immediately stop with the “Happy Holidays” crap.
