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The Five Best Rock Albums

Like so many things I write about, the subject came up in a conversation.  I was asked what are the top five rock albums in history…according to me.  Well…here they are!  It’s not enough that they’ve all sold millions of copies.  Lots of sales is certainly something I consider…NOT!  All that really matters is that I like it and it’s not some one-hit piece of crap.  Not too many things in music I hate more than buying a whole album/CD and finding out I can’t stand most of the tracks.  All of my favorites sound great all the way through!

 

Bat Out Of Hell

Bat Out Of Hell

#1 Meat Loaf’s Bat Out Of Hell

Yes, Bat Out Of Hell is my number one all time rock album.  You might disagree that it’s rock but you’d be absolutely wrong – like you so often are.  Sure, it’s got kind of a rock-opera thing going but it does meet my criteria of having several songs that are good and they kinda flow together.  Back in the 80′s Meat Loaf was a staple of MTV because they actually played music then.  The video I most remember from Bat Out of Hell  was probably Paradise By The Dashboard Light, but equally good were You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth (Hot Summer Night), and Two Out Of Three Ain’t Bad.  The songs were great and the album still sells about 200k copies per year.  I listen to this album pretty frequently.

 

 

Back In Black

Back In Black

#2 AC DC’s Back In Black

This is one of the highest selling albums of all time with more than 49 million copies sold, second only to Thriller. It could have been number 1 on my list but when I cast my votes it came in second.  Oh well, that’s still pretty damned good.  Does it meet the multiple song criteria?  Yep, it sure does with songs like the title track, Back in Black and Rock and Roll A’int Noise Pollution and You Shook Me All Night Long.

 

 

 

 

Master Of Puppets

Master Of Puppets

#3 Metallica’s Master Of Puppets

They are truly the Masters of Metal!  You wanna own a album that pretty much every track is a prime example of rock then you wanna own Master Of Puppets. From the title track Master Of Puppets to Disposable Heroes to Welcome Home (Sanitarium) it’s one heck of a ride all the way from beginning to end.  Sure Metallica has done great stuff since Master Of Puppets but this is my list, get used to it.

 

 

 

 

Appetite For Destruction

Appetite For Destruction

#4 Guns ‘N’ Roses’ Appetite For Destruction

I had never even heard of Guns ‘N’ Roses before the Clint Eastwood movie The Dead Pool came out.  I know that kinda weird huh?  In the opening of the movie we see a music video being shot of Welcome To The Jungle inside a commercial meat locker with a young Jim Carrey acting as the rock star.  I immediately loved the song so I stayed for the movie credits to find out who did it…then went out and bought Appetite For Destruction.  I’m glad I did too…other songs on the album like Paradise City and Sweet Child O’ Mine made this one a must-have.  Lead singer Axl Rose just had a vibe that nobody else in rock had.  Guns ‘N’ Roses was THE group to watch and I just knew they’d be huge!

 

 

 

Shout At The Devil

Shout At The Devil

#5 Motley Crue’s Shout At The Devil

Ok, I admit that I hadn’t listened to the Crue much before I bought Shout At The Devil.  I’d heard them on the radio and liked them well enough but, I actually bought the album to annoy someone else.  It was 1986, I was in the Army and living in the barracks in a place called Johnston Atoll.  We all got along pretty well except for one guy who thought we were all God-less heathens with our rock n roll playing all the time.  His solution was playing Stryper while I was trying to sleep.  My solution was to beat the crap out of him but I knew I’d end up in trouble…so I went to the PX and bought Shout At The Devil to play on my new 250 watt stereo system with CD player.  I set it up to repeat (loudly) and went to chow.  After many repeats it turned out I really liked Motley Crue!  Of course Shout At The Devil was a fave as was Looks That Kill and Crue’s version of Helter Skelter.

So, those are my five favorite rock albums…What are yours?

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California versus Texas

Texas Governor Rick Perry

Texas Governor Rick Perry

A study in government.  (h/t to Alicia N.)

The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail.  A coyote jumps out and attacks his dog killing it.

California:

#1. Governor starts to intervene, reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.

#2. He calls animal control. Animal control captures coyote and spends $200 testing it for diseases and $500 upon relocating it.

#3. He calls veterinarian. Vet collects dead dog and spends $200 testing it for diseases.

#4. Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting bite wound bandaged.

#5. Running trail gets shut down for 6 months while wildlife services conduct a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is clear of dangerous animals.

#6. Governor spends $50,000 of state funds implementing a “coyote awareness” program for residents of the area.

#7. State legislature spends $2 million investigating how to better handle rabies and how to possibly eradicate the disease.

#8. Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack and for letting the Governor intervene.

#9. Cost: $75,000 to train new security agent.

#10. PETA protests the coyote relocation and files a multi million dollar suit against the state.

Texas:

#1. Governor shoots coyote and keeps jogging.  Governor has spent $0.50 on a .380 ACP hollow point cartridge. Buzzards eat dead coyote.  PETA moans and groans but nobody listens.

Any wonder why California is broke????

Partially based on a true story.

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The PC Quiz Part 1

Are you Politically Correct, or do you have a brain?  In other words do you automatically default to PC nonsense instead of using the gray matter between your ears?  The PC Quiz is here to help you find out.  Answer our first question correctly and there may be some hope for you.  Answer incorrectly and you’ll know you’re just a PC hack.

Which of the following actresses is African-American?

A. Charlize Theron

B. Salma Hayek

C. Aishwarya Rai

D. Halle Berry

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B?  I’m sure you didn’t pick “B. Salma Hayek”.  Salma Hayek was born in Coatzacoalcos, Veracruz, Mexico and is a naturalized American citizen but is not African-American.  Very hot, yes.  African-American, no.

C?  If your IQ is above room temperature you also didn’t pick “C. Aishwarya Rai”.   Aishwarya Rai was born in Mangalore, India and is not an American citizen.  An actress, yes.  Beautiful, yes.  African-American, no.

D?  Did you pick “D. Halle Berry”? Ha! Wrong, very wrong you PC HACK!  Halle Berry was born in the United States…Cleveland, Ohio actually.  She’s an actress, a very good one…and she’s an American…but…she’s not African.  Sooo, not African-American.

A? If you picked “A. Charlize Theron” then you’re not only right, you’re a person with a brain and smart enough to know that Political Correctness is ridiculous.  Charlize Theron was born in South Africa and is an American Citizen.  Sooooo, she’s the African-American.

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More Unwarranted Awards For Obama?

Obama never saw a camera he didn't love

Obama never saw a camera he didn't love

Alfred Nobel, inventor of Dynamite, was pretty clear about the criteria for awarding the peace prize bearing his name, it goes, “to the person who shall have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congresses.”  Given those criteria I was surprised that the Nobel Peace Prize was awarded to President Barack Obama.  It was awarded by the Nobel committee despite Obama meeting none of Nobel’s criteria by the February 1, 2009 nomination deadline…nor since.  It must have surprised the President too.  In a rare display of truth President Obama said, “I do not feel that I deserve to be in the company of so many of the transformative figures honored by this prize.”  Truer words….

Interestingly not everyone thought Obama was undeserving, some noted peaceniks fawned all over Obama.  Fidel Castro, former Communist Military Dictator of Cuba, said that Obama’s award was a “positive measure”.  Ahmed Yousef, deputy foreign minister of (Terrorist Organization) Hamas said, “We congratulate him for this”.  Also offering congratulations was Director General of the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) Mohamed ElBaradei (2005 Nobel Peace Prize) who said “Israel is number one threat to Middle East”.  What a great bunch to have behind you, eh?

Anyway, now that President Obama has won the Nobel Peace Prize he’s being considered by a number of other prize committees.  It’s expected that Obama will be presented the following awards in 2009 and 2010:

The Academy Award (Oscar): Obama will be presented the Best Picture Oscar for the autobiographical movie of his life that he intends to someday write, direct, and star in.  Harrison Ford will deliver the trophy to Obama in France.

The Tony Award:  Obama will be presented the Tony for his one-man show based on the memoir he hasn’t written or even conceived of yet.  No word yet if the teleprompter will get a nod.

The Pulitzer Prize: Barack Obama’s unwritten memoir easily gets the next Pulitzer.  I’m still waiting to find out if the Nobel Committee will revise the 2009 Nobel Prize for Literature winners or wait until 2010 to present the award for the unwritten book.

The Grammy Award:  The as yet to be recorded spoken-word version President Obama’s memoir that he hasn’t yet written will also garner the Grammy Award in 2010 even though it’s not expected to hit the shelves for several years – if ever.

The Emmy Award:  Barack Obama’s planned but not yet produced sock puppet show will get the daytime Emmy for Best Daytime Drama by defeating Susan Lucci.  He’ll also get the prime time award for the same show despite it never being shown…ever.

After that who knows?  Will he be awarded the NBA Finals MVP trophy or the Cy Young award?  The Heisman Trophy?  America’s Cup?  He’s just as qualified to win those awards as he is to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

Maybe I’m too hard on Obama.  Maybe he’s actually qualified to win one award…the World Magic Award for making democracy and free markets disappear in his own country.

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Three Women Went To Mexico

Three women went to Mexico one night to celebrate their college graduation…they get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before.

The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says, “I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent.” They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness, and they release her.

The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. “I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent.” They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her.

The last one (you know it), a blonde, is strapped in and says, “Well, I’m from the Louisiana State University and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I’ll tell ya’ll right now, ya’ll ain’t gonna electrocute nobody if you don’t plug this thing in!”

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Diane Sawyer and 20/20 Anti-Gun Bias

When I was growing up I was told that journalists were people that reported the news in an objective, unbiased manner. I wasn’t told that by my parents or even my teachers. I was told that by journalists on TV and in newspapers. It turns out that they lied to me. Did you know that news organizations like ABC’s “20/20″ and their star “journalist” Diane Sawyer don’t worry about being biased? They have no problem providing only the information that helps their cause. Don’t believe it? If you want proof all you have to do is see 20/20′s special called “If I Only Had A Gun”, a blatant anti-gun hit piece.

I didn’t watch the show the Friday night that it aired but due to the miracle of modern technology I got to watch it on ABC’s website (thanks to Al Gore or Ira Einhorn). I got to see it, rewind it, and see it again. I have a headache.

The major portion of the show was devoted to convincing the public that there’s no way to defend themselves with a gun. They did this by conducting an “experiment” that was rigged right from the beginning. The producers of the show recruited university students and gave them a couple of hours of training with a handgun. The object? The students were to sit in a classroom attending a lecture while carrying a concealed pistol they’re supposed to use to defend themselves. In the experiment an attacker armed with a handgun bursts into the university classroom, fires two shots at the teacher in the front of the class and then turns his gun directly on the very student with the concealed gun. The attacker doesn’t really try to gun down any of the unarmed students and succeeds in “killing” the armed student each time. Well isn’t that all very convenient.

I have a few problems with the experiment. First, the “attacker” is a highly trained Police Firearms Instructor, not some untrained or poorly trained whack job wanting to commit mass murder. Second, the students with the concealed handgun are made to sit front row center in each run of the experiment and the attacker apparently knows this. Third, “for safety” the students are wearing helmets and thick padded gloves which hinder them from drawing their handgun. In the real world outside the bias of ABC and Diane Sawyer the attackers are seldom (maybe never) an experienced police firearms instructor, the person with the concealed handgun wouldn’t likely always be front row center with a helmet and padded gloves hindering the draw of the weapon. The students were set up to fail. Lastly, they didn’t try that BS with someone that has good training and experience…any idea why?

At no time did Diane Sawyer or anyone else mention that in the U.S. people do successfully defend themselves, their property, and their loved ones 2.4 million times a year with their own guns (Source: U.S. Congress). In fact I’ve made a couple of entries containing reports of people that successfully defended themselves at: entry 1, entry 2, or entry 3. You can find even more examples of people using guns to defend themselves on John Lott’s Blog, Clayton Cramer’s Civilian Gun Self-Defense Blog, or the Armed Citizen section of the NRA’s website.

Another segment of this anti-gun show was about how horrible the “gun show loophole” was and how it was a way for criminals to get guns. How? Well, the story goes that there is a loophole in the law that allows criminals to buy guns at a gun show without a background check. A lie by omission. All gun dealers are required to perform background checks at gun shows just as they do in their stores. Only private individuals selling their privately owned guns are exempt from the background check requirement. However, they tried to prove their point by getting the brother of a woman killed in the Virginia Tech killings to go to a gun show and buy guns without showing an ID. Of course he succeeded in buying quite a few guns without a background check because he bought them from private individuals, not gun dealers. Imagine that, people selling their personal property to someone. No crime was committed.

What the show failed to mention is that a U.S. Justice Department survey of 18,000 state prison inmates showed that less than one percent (0.7%) had obtained their gun from a gun show. Some loophole.

There was more anti-gun bias exhibited but like I said earlier…it gave me a headache. The show aired to coincide with the anniversary of the Columbine High School and Virginia Tech shootings, but I think there’s more to their anti-rights bias. Sure there was an anniversary but there’s also an anti-gun President in office they worked very hard to get elected. So, to support their guy they have to get people to believe a few things that aren’t true including:

Lie 1. Guns kill people all by themselves without human intervention;
Lie 2. Guns are mysterious machines that you can’t possibly understand well enough to use in your own defense;
Lie 3. The bad guy is always going to be a better shot;
Lie 4. There’s an evil loophole in the law that helps criminals buy lots of guns and we need to curtail your rights to fix it;
Lie 5. Criminals will be defeated by the next new gun law even though they don’t follow the thousands already on the books.

If enough people believe the lies it will be easier to take away their rights. Don’t believe the lies.

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Obama The Rock Star? Yeah, Sure.

If you watch enough TV news you’ve no doubt heard that President Barack Obama is greeted “like a rock star” wherever he goes. Talking head after talking head salivate over Obama. They mention his star quality, and how a thrill goes up their leg. He’s a rock star to them. Now, before you dismiss the “rock star” characterization by the press I’m going to say it’s accurate in more ways than even the media hacks imagine.

First, Rock Stars are often really screwed up people that have some combination of broken homes, abusive parents, drug habits, depression, suicidal or homicidal tendencies, embarrassing relatives, and delusions of grandeur. President Obama is surely a Rock Star in this regard. Rock On!

Second, Rock Stars are often self-centered narcissists. They make everything about themselves. When at the Summit of the Americas, President Obama sat through Daniel Ortega’s 50 minute speech about a “terroristic” U.S., did he defend his country? Did he show any displeasure? No. He said, “I’m grateful that President Ortega did not blame me for things that happened when I was three months old.” Way to go Rock Star!

Third, no matter how popular the Rock Star is they are only really popular with a small segment of society as a whole. You can be a Rock Star by selling fewer CD’s than Ralph Nader got votes in his presidential campaign. You can be a Rock Star recognized by millions that is really only popular with fringe weirdos. In his niche Obama’s a Star. To many others he was the only thing on the radio. Rock and Roll!

Last, Rock Stars have been known to frequently express or agree with, anti-American sentiments. To them the U.S. is the problem with the world and Rock Stars like to tell us how great it is everywhere else – even though they refuse to stay where they think it’s better. You know the type…”not God bless America, God Damn America”. If we judge President Obama by his friends then he meets this test of being a Rock Star. Rock Me!

So, when the media says President Obama is like a Rock Star don’t get mad. Just smile.

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Dancing With The Stars Nov 11th

Ok, I still love Dancing With The Stars but when did it become Dr. Phil? Or, should I say…when did it become Dr. Drew? I’m really not happy with the changes that the show is making and trying to appeal to the Springer audience. Anyway, goodbye to Maurice and Cheryl. Sorry, but that’s it for now.

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Are You A Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

Sorry, don’t know who to attribute this too, but it’s too insightful to leave unpublished.

Are you a Democrat, Republican, or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife and charges at you.

You are carrying a .40 cal Glock, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

Democrat’s Answer: Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids?

What does the law say about this situation?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? Should I call 9-1-1?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

(The last couple of questions were asked while bleeding to death)

Republican’s Answer: BANG!

Southerner’s Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!Click….. (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydra-Shock hollow points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one?

Wife: You ain’t takin’ that to the taxidermist!

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Dancing With The Stars (DWTS) Week 5

Well, week 4 of Dancing With The Stars saw Rocco leaving the show just as I predicted. Of course I didn’t really need a crystal ball since it was Misty May’s injury that saved him from leaving earlier.

Week 5 was really interesting because they added some new dances. I’m not sure I’m really that enthusiastic about the Hustle but the Jitterbug that Brooke Burke did was fun. Still I’d rather see more of the Ballroom Dances like the Waltz, Foxtrot, and Tango.

Now week 5 is over and Toni Braxton has been eliminated from the competition. It’s really too bad; I thought she was doing pretty well. Not well enough to win the competition but certainly better than Cloris Leachman and Susan Lucci. It just goes to show that there is a definite popularity issue with how the voting is done.

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