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The Green Thing

The Green Thing…Author unknown

Checking out at the store, the young cashier suggested to the older woman, that she should bring her own grocery bags because plastic bags weren’t good for the environment.

The woman apologized and explained, “We didn’t have this green thing back in my earlier days.”

The clerk responded, “That’s our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations.”

She was right — our generation didn’t have the green thing in its day.

Back then, we returned milk bottles, soda bottles and beer bottles to the store. The store sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles over and over. So they really were recycled. But we didn’t have the green thing back in our day.

Grocery stores bagged our groceries in brown paper bags, that we reused for numerous things, most memorable besides household garbage bags, was the use of brown paper bags as book covers for our school books. This was to ensure that public property, (the books provided for our use by the school) was not defaced by our scribblings. Then we were able to personalize our books. But too bad we didn’t do the green thing back then.

We walked up stairs, because we didn’t have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn’t climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two blocks. But she was right. We didn’t have the green thing in our day.

Back then, we washed the baby’s diapers because we didn’t have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts — wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right; we didn’t have the green thing back in our day.

Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house — not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the state of Montana . In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn’t have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn’t fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn’t need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she’s right; we didn’t have the green thing back then.

We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn’t have the green thing back then.

Back then, people took the streetcar or a bus and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their moms into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn’t need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest burger joint.

But isn’t it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we older folks were just because we didn’t have the green thing back then?

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Top 12 Reasons People Vote Democrat

1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t.

2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

4. I voted Democrat because I’m way too irresponsible to own a gun,and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers, thieves and radical Muslims.

5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius. (OMG … THAT IS PRICELESS!!!)

6. I voted Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education and Social Security benefits.

8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.

9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

10. I voted Democrat because I think that it’s better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised “HOPE AND CHANGE”.

12. I voted Democrat because I believe our borders should be open, particularly to Mexico. So that the illegals and drugs can get into our country with no hassle.

Courtesy of Kenneth Gunderson

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Wacky Global Warming News: 1st Christmas Snow In ATL And Columbia Since 1800s

Snow Headlines

Is Snow Due To Global Warming?

Is someone tracking Al Gore?  I only ask because the godfather of man-made global warming has a mysterious knack for bringing cold weather with him.  If I had to guess about his location I’d say it was somewhere between Atlanta, Georgia; Columbia, South Carolina and the Northeastern U.S. area because those places are getting snow…lots of snow.

It’s not all that weird that it snows in the Northeast, though this year it is creating more impact than recent winters including thousands of canceled flights and major road closures, but in the Southeastern cities of Atlanta and Columbia snow isn’t exactly the most common type of precipitation.  In fact, while the entire East Coast is getting hit pretty hard by winter cold and snow, Atlanta and Columbia are getting snow the likes of which hasn’t been seen since the nineteenth century.  Yep, both Atlanta and Columbia have snow on the ground for the Christmas holiday for the first time since the 1880′s.

Please, someone contact Mr. Gore so he can tell me exactly how man-made global warming is causing all the snow in the Southeast.  Better yet, contact the Nobel Prize winning climatologist…uh, meteorologist…uh…anyway, contact Al Gore and send him to a glacier somewhere.  Maybe his presence will bring enough cold to keep them from melting.

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Wacky Global Warming News: Record Lows In Australia And Los Angeles

LAX

Record Low July Temps at LAX

There’s a heat wave in the northeast U.S. and that’s making the news on TV and radio every day.  All that coverage of a heat wave and people “suffering” in heat many of us take for granted is used in subtle ways to bolster the fraudulent man-made global warming argument.   However, the anti-global warming news of record low temperatures in Australia and Los Angeles barely gets mentioned.

In a world where the main stream media was objective you might hear about Australia’s coldest day in 100 years.  Now, if the hoax that is anthropogenic global warming had any validity and global temperatures were trending higher wouldn’t record low temperatures be nearly impossible to achieve?  You could ask the people in Isiford, Australia where the record low was recorded what they think about global warming’s effects.  You might also ask other Australians in nearby locales where temperatures were a full 12 degrees Celsius below average.

How about Los Angeles?  It’s one of the most media dense areas in the in the United States but have you heard about the unusually cool summer weather they’re having on the left coast?  On Friday, July 9th the temperature at LAX was recorded at 67 degrees…the lowest temperature for this time of year since 1926.  Is the liberal media so invested in global warming that a record low temperature is barely mentioned?

Information about record low temperatures around the world is very important as it clearly questions, and potentially refutes, the hoax of man-made global warming.  More importantly that refuting Al Gore’s favorite fiction is defeating the massive Cap and Trade legislationawaiting passage in the U.S. Congress….legislation to defeat a non-existent problem while applying up to $3 Trillion in new taxes on YOU, the American taxpayer.

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Wacky Global Warming News: Record Low In Spokane

Spokane, Washington In Winter

Spokane, Washington In Winter

Usually, late May in the United States is considered to be fairly warm…after all, it’s spring and summer will soon follow.    But May, according to the Global Warming hoaxers like Al Gore, should be getting warmer and warmer every year because humans are causing temperatures to trend higher by producing “greenhouse gases”.  The people in Spokane, Washington might have reason to question that idea since they experienced a record low temperature on May 24th.

Spokane’s record low temperature Monday was 32 degrees breaking the old record of 35 degrees set in 1975.  Freezing.  Low temperatures in the surrounding area were slightly below freezing and Spokane’s high temperature on Sunday was a full 10 degrees below normal.  Also, Spokane’s temperature for the month of May has been 2.4 degrees below average.

How could all of this be possible if Global temperatures are trending higher all of the time?  Maybe Al Gore would like to address this interesting development.

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Wacky Global Warming News: May Snow Sets New Utah Record

Global warming is really having a difficult decade so far considering all the evidence that it may not be happening at all.  Another example that could lead one to believe that Global Warming is a hoax created by criminals to separate you from your money and liberty occurred today in Utah…it snowed at Utah’s Salt Lake International Airport.

Yes, you read it correctly.  It’s MAY 24th and it snowed in Salt Lake City.  I admit that the amount of snow was small and measured only 2/10th of an inch but it hasn’t ever snowed this late in the year in Salt Lake City.  If the climate is trending toward warmer temperatures how is it that snow is falling this late in May?  Is it the heat causing the snow as many of the Global Warming types tell us?

I’ll say it again, Global Warming is just the latest hoax being used to scare you into handing over your money and liberty.

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Wacky Global Warming News: Unprecedented Arctic Warming?

Maybe this Anthropogenic Global Warming (APG) stuff has something to it…I mean, when you find an article in the November edition of the Monthly Weather Review that says “The Arctic seems to be warming up,” and the article bases the statement on “Reports from fishermen, seal hunters, and explorers” you have to take it seriously don’t you?   Well, not really.  It turns out the report of warming in the Arctic in this case is from November 1922.

I really got a chuckle out of the 1922 article when I saw it on IHateMedia.com and realized that almost nothing has changed.  The alarmist eggheads perpetrating the APG hoax on the general public are still using unscientific reports to bolster their case.  Yeah, I said it.  They’re still using anecdotes instead of science and it’s being done at the highest levels including the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change at the United Nations.  Don’t believe me?  They did it in their 2007 report that got them the Nobel Peace Prize along with alarmist Al Gore and it came to light during “Glaciergate” and was blogged about by Wacky Global Warming News.

In an interesting side note, 1922 is not on the Union of Concerned Scientists list of the 20 hottest years of the 20th century.  How could that be?

Arctic Warming 1922

Global Warming 1922 Style

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Wacky Global Warming News: Cocaine Makes Global Warming Worse

Lines of Cocaine

Cocaine and Global Warming?

If you believe in the hoax that is Anthropogenic Global Warming then you’ll believe that any of man’s activities make the world worse.  It doesn’t matter what you do, where you do it, or what you use to do it with…you’re going to make the planet warmer and kill every living creature according to the global warming frauds.  Now we get news out of Britain that using cocaine makes global warming worse.  Why you ask?

According to an online article in the Mirror,  A Member of Parliament’s home select committee, Group chairman Keith Vaz said:

“We were horrified to learn for every few lines of cocaine snorted in a London club, four square metres of rainforest is destroyed.”

Can you believe it?  I thought it was the job of the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) to make up ridiculous numbers that can’t be supported scientifically.  Apparently it’s now the job of Parliament.  After all, if their claim was true then we could blame the complete destruction of the Brazilian rain forest on Kate Moss, Amy Winehouse, and Keith Richards.

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Wacky Global Warming News: Jones Says No Global Warming Since 1995

Professor Phil Jones of Climategate

Professor Phil Jones

If you’ve adopted Man-Made Global Warming as your religion you may want to reserve space in the next cult de-programming session…there’s been  no global warming since 1995 according to one of your very own cult leaders – Professor Phil Jones.  That’s not all.  The former head of the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit has made a few other interesting admissions you might want to know about.

Jones, the guy at the heart of Climategate, has admitted that one of the reasons he didn’t respond to Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) requests by researchers and skeptics is that he may have actually lost the information they wanted.  Lost?  Yes, he may have lost the information that is the basis for a number of climate change claims including those of the famous “Hockey Stick Graph” prepared by Dr. Michael Mann and used ad nauseam by Al Gore in his slide show.  The information is also the basis of claims made in reports by the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) at the United Nations…reports that are used by politicians to justify limiting individual freedom and raising taxes though they’re riddled with errors.

Professor Jones has “also conceded the possibility that the world was warmer in medieval times than now – suggesting global warming may not be a man-made phenomenon.” Really?  A period of warming that can’t be attributed to cars and SUVs burning fossil fuels, coal-burning electrical plants, manufacturing, or use of incandescent light bulbs?  Could it be that the earth goes through periods of warming and cooling due to factors not related to the activity of mankind?  That’s pretty much what he admitted to, isn’t it?

Another interesting admission by Professor Jones is that there had been two other more recent periods which experienced warming similar to the medieval period, from 1910 to 1940 and from 1975 to 1998, but he said these could be explained by natural phenomena!  Wait a second…why does that time period of 1975 to 1998 look so familiar?  Got it.  It looks familiar because 12 of the 20 hottest years on record, according the Union of Concerned Scientists, occur during the 1975 to 1998 period.  So, 12 of the 20 hottest years on record can be explained by natural, not man-made, phenomena.

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Wacky Global Warming News: Record Snow In US

Man walking in blizzard

Walking in a blizzard

This is just getting too easy.  The hucksters and hoaxers promoting the farce that is Anthropogenic Global Warming are deep in hiding – possibly inside igloos.  Anyone seen Al Gore around?  The esteemed Professor Michael E. Mann, creator of the Hockey Stick Graph in Al Gore’s super exciting slide show?  How about the IPCC’s Drs. Murari Lal or Rajendra Pachauri of Glaciergate infamy?  No, I haven’t seen any of them lately and I’ll bet you haven’t either.  It seems they don’t have anything to say as American cities receive record amounts of snow.

While people like Gore, Mann, Lal and Pachauri are getting paid to peddle their Man-Made Global Warming farce and scumbag politicians plot to take our freedom and money from us based on the farce, cities are getting snowed under.  Baltimore is experiencing record snow fall that’s already nearly 10 inches above the previous mark.  It’s the snowiest winter in Philidelphia history and the snow hasn’t stopped as of this entry.  President Obama’s adopted hometown of Chicago has shattered local records for snowfall.  The nation’s capitol is essentially closed for business (thankfully) due to snow and New York City is under a blizzard watch.  Global Warming indeed.

Despite all the snow and cold temperatures politicians are still ready to pass sweeping “Climate Change Legislation” like the Waxman-Markey bill also known as Cap and Trade (H.R. 2454).  Such legislation cannot combat non-existent Anthropogenic Global Warming and the authors know it.  All it can do is implement a radical environmental agenda that limits your freedom and raises taxes to levels previously unseen.  If you want to live in freedom you’ll get your Congressmen to vote against this legislation.  If you want your kids to be able to keep some of what they earn you’ll tell Congress you don’t want this.

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